Women drivers
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:20 pm--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THIS MORNING ON THE INTERSTATE,
I LOOKED OVER TO MY LEFT AND THERE WAS A WOMAN
In a brand new Cadillac DOING 65 MPH
With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away FOR A COUPLE SECONDS...
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on
that makeup. AS A MAN, I don't scare easily. BUT SHE SCARED ME SO MUCH;
I dropped MY ELECTRIC SHAVER
Which knocked The donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against the steering wheel,
It knocked My Cell PHONE AWAY FROM MY EAR
Which fell INTO THE COFFEE Between my legs!
Splashed, AND BURNED BIG JIMMY AND THE TWINS,
Ruined the phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an
Important call.
Stupid Women Drivers!
THIS MORNING ON THE INTERSTATE,
I LOOKED OVER TO MY LEFT AND THERE WAS A WOMAN
In a brand new Cadillac DOING 65 MPH
With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away FOR A COUPLE SECONDS...
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on
that makeup. AS A MAN, I don't scare easily. BUT SHE SCARED ME SO MUCH;
I dropped MY ELECTRIC SHAVER
Which knocked The donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against the steering wheel,
It knocked My Cell PHONE AWAY FROM MY EAR
Which fell INTO THE COFFEE Between my legs!
Splashed, AND BURNED BIG JIMMY AND THE TWINS,
Ruined the phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an
Important call.
Stupid Women Drivers!
