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Honesty.

Postby Maywalk » Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:56 am

A man was watching a football match on TV and

kept switching channels back and forth from

the football game to a raunchy movie featuring

a lusty couple in bed.


“I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,”

he said to his wife.



“For heaven’s sake, watch them,” his wife answered.

“You already know how to play football!”
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Postby Rowan » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:45 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dita » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:07 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Penny » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:57 pm

Very funny. cheers Penny
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