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Lunch Break

Postby Maywalk » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:41 pm

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An old nun

Who was living in a convent next to a construction site

Noticed the coarse language of the workers

And decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.



She decided she would take her lunch,

Sit with the workers

And talk with them.



She put her sandwich in a brown bag

And

Walked over to the spot where the men were eating.



She walked up to the group and with a big smile said:

"and do you men know Jesus Christ?"




They shook their heads and looked at each other very confused.



One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out,




"Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"



One of the steelworkers yelled down




'why'?



The worker yelled back,




"Cos his wife's here with his lunch"
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Postby dita » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:09 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Penny » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:57 pm

Love it. cheers Penny
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Postby Rowan » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:03 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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