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Postby toolip2 » Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:16 pm

: 54 in to 18


>
> Found on the Refrigerator One Morning

> My Dear Wife,
> You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
> years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
> you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that
> you
> will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
> with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
> upset----I shall be home before midnight.
>
> When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
> the dining room table:
>
> My Dear Husband,
> I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
> about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
> remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math
> teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you
> read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my
> students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,
> and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
> As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you
> will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
> small
> difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
> Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
>
>
>
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Postby Rowan » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:30 am

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Penny » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:49 pm

I love it. cheers Penny
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Postby dita » Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:51 pm

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Postby Monika » Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:36 pm

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