Irish Fortune teller

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Irish Fortune teller

Postby Maywalk » Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:22 pm

During a recent shopping outing in Ireland with her sisters,
Patty O'Brake sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt:
Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die
a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Patty stared at the woman's lined face,
then at the crystal, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know.
She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.
"Will I be acquitted?"
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Postby Rowan » Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:29 pm

:twisted: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:00 pm

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Postby Penny » Wed May 05, 2010 1:51 pm

Love it. cheers Penny :grouphug:
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Postby dita » Wed May 05, 2010 8:24 pm

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Postby Monika » Wed May 05, 2010 9:48 pm

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