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Dogs party

Postby Penny » Mon May 31, 2010 1:30 pm

The dogs party

The dogs all had a party
They came from near and far.
Some dogs came by taxi
And some dogs came by car.

Each dog signed his name
Upon a special book
And each dog hung his butt
Upon a special hook.

One dog was not invited,
And this aroused his ire.
He stormed into the party
And loudly shouted "FIRE!"

In the scene that followed,
The dogs forgot to look
And grabbed just any butt
From off of any hook.

And that is why when dogs roam
On land or sea or foam,
They sniff each others' butts,
To try and find their own!

now you know, cheers Penny :roflmao:
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Postby Rowan » Mon May 31, 2010 5:57 pm

Good one! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby toolip2 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:46 pm

Brilliant!!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby dejavou » Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:10 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: I could have swore I posted on this yesterday :dunno:
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Postby Monsy » Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:24 am

:roflmao: :roflmao:

I always told the wee one that's why dogs do that........

she just looked at me.......as she does......... :sorry:
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Postby Rowan » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:43 pm

I know that look now Monsy - it means that not only do they not believe you - they think you arte cracked as well!! :banana: :roflmao:
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Postby dita » Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:59 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
LOVE THAT
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Postby Victors Mate » Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:22 pm

dejavou wrote::roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: I could have swore I posted on this yesterday :dunno:


It's called dejavou, dejavou. :rolleye11:
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Postby dejavou » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:11 pm

Now you know how I got the name VM :roflmao: :roflmao:
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