Nag, Nag, Nag.

[Maywalk]

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get
a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor
had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on
him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where
have you been? Dinner is cold.... and I'm not reheating it." And
on-and-on-and-on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he
poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak
in the bathtub.... pursued by the predictable, sarcastic remarks as
he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was
told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a
stay of execution, after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided
to go upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight
of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
He whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN,
DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"

[dejavou]

[Penny]

very funny, cheers Penny