My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took him to the vets.
The vet found out the problem was hair in it's ears, cleaned both ears and the dog was fine.
The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reacurring she should buy some Nair hair remover at the local store and rub it in it's ears once a month.
The lady got the Nair and at the checkout, the male assistant said. "Just to let you know, that if you're using this for under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days. "
The lady said "I'm not using it for under my arms."
The guy then says. " Well if you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.
The lady then says. " no not for my legs. I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The guy then says. "Oh my goodness then stay off your bicycle for a week."

Thats loosened the facial and belly muscles Mo.