Never Lose Your Grandson!

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Never Lose Your Grandson!

Postby Maywalk » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:07 am

A heartwarming story.

A small boy got lost at the shopping mall..........
He approached a uniformed security guard & said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa"
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"

He hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big boobs."
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Postby Rowan » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:41 pm

:roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:33 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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