Hillbilly Birth

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Hillbilly Birth

Postby Maywalk » Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:58 am

Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky, a
hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the
doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no
electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,
'Here, You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there',
said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I
think there's another one coming.'

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the
doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No,
don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet
another one coming!' cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked
the doctor, . . . . ..

'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'
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Postby Corrie » Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:35 pm

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Postby Rowan » Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:27 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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