Vat a cheek!!!!!!!!!!

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Vat a cheek!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Maywalk » Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:16 pm

A German tourist goes into a pharmacy and barks "Excuse me, I vould like your finest body deodorant please."

"Certainly sir " says the young assistant scanning the shelves.
"Would that be ball or aerosol?"

"Neither" shouts the German, a shocked look on his face.

He then leans forward, casts a furtive glance around the chemists
and whispers:"If you really must know its for my armpits."
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Postby Rowan » Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:27 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:56 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :rolleye11:
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