Celibacy

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Celibacy

Postby Maywalk » Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:21 pm

Many aspects of human sexuality are puzzling. Take celibacy for example.
This can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by environmental factors.
While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend Tony and Julie listened to the instructor declare , ' It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other .'
He addressed the men.... ' Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower ? '

Tony leaned over, touched Julie's arm gently , and whispered ,

' Self-raising, isn't it ? '

Thus began Tony's life of celibacy.
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Postby Rowan » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:54 pm

:roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Corrie » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:14 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Brilliant and I know a certain person who would say just that!!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby dejavou » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:09 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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