Red Neck Vacation.
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:36 amBilly Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took
your advice about where to go
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene
got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got
pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get
pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took
your advice about where to go
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene
got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got
pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get
pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
