What food does to us.

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What food does to us.

Postby Maywalk » Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:04 pm

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. 'The material we
put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,
years ago.. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and
none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our
drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous
of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after
eating it?'

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row
raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
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