It were a Bank Holiday weekend......so I had time on my hands and settled down to some serious pondering....
Would you say to write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless?
When fish are in schools do they sometimes . . . take debate?
Should a thief who stole a calendar . . . get twelve months?
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles can . . . U.C.L.A.?
Would a professor's theory on earthquakes be on . . . shaky ground.
Would batteries given out be . . . free of charge?
If a dentist and a manicurist married. . . when they fought, would it be tooth and nail?
Is a will a . . . dead giveaway?
This is serious pondering....deep, deep, thinking......
If you don't pay your exorcist . . . you can get repossessed?
Would a lady with her marriage, get a new name . . . and a dress?
If you show me a piano falling down a mineshaft I'll show you . . . A-flat miner.
Would you be stuck with your debt if . . . you can't budge it?
Would you call the Local Area Network in Australia : . . . the LAN down under?
I would wager a boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.
Eggsellent pondering so far.......
Woulde you call police to a day care where a three-year-old was .. . . resisting a rest?
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could . . . jog your memory?
The reason why a bicycle can't stand alone; . . . is it is two tired.
Does a clock when hungry . . . go back four seconds ?
If one who gets too big for their britches be . . . exposed in the end?
Is Acupuncture: . . . a jab well done?
Wow! that was tiring!
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My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.