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No offence intended

Postby jessiejane » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:22 am

A prostitute was in court and the judge asked if there was any reason why he should not issue a custodial sentence. The reply came, " yes I am pregnant " Judge....."do you know who the father is ?" Prostitute replied " let's put it this way, if you had a can of beans would you know which one made you pregnant " JJ
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Re: No offence intended

Postby Monsy » Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:46 am

Oooooer! :roflmao: :roflmao:
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