I'm in hot water again....... whilst I was pondering my wife asked "When I'm called to that big Bridge tournement in the sky, will you miss me?" An involuntary retort sprang to my lips and before I could repress it I said, "How can I miss you if you won't go away!"
One of my greatest fears is the act of stopping to think...... I might forget to start again.
Not all men are fools, some are batchelors.
Its not fair really, I spent my whole youth trying to obtain wealth, and now my wife spends my whole wealth trying to obtain youth!
The most labour saving device ever is a husband with money!
I don't mind getting into hot water from time to time it keeps me clean.
A favourite ponder of mine is, 'If at first yoou DO succeed, don't look astonished, flaunt it!'
A question, 'If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?'
Are you aware that medical insurance allows more people to be ill at ease?
Here is a tip, 'Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
One should always get the facts first........ you can distort them later.
We are all born free.......... and taxed to death.......and beyond!