I entered 10 of my best jokes into a joke competition. Sadly no pun in ten did.
I rang BT and said, I want to report a nuisance caller. He said, 'Not you again'
Did you hear about the semicolon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences
I own the world's worst Thesaurus.....Not only is it awful, it's awful
Thanks also goes to Mr. and Mrs Knutt and their daughter Hazel, of Walnut Tree.
Velcro.....what a rip off.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question. I do.
It was not Donald's day, he got pulled over by a motorway policeman who walked over to his car and tapped on the window. Donald looked at the policeman and said I'll be with you in a minute, can't you see I'm on the telephone.
cheers Penny