Well I dont think I will bother with the threading.
Sounds like self torture to me plus someone making a packet out of it from those daft enough to pay have it done.
In this day and age Laurie AND what is thrown at us on TV one gets past being offended.
To be honest with some of the things that are shown on TV makes me cringe.
I fell off to sleep one night and the TV was on.I had turned the light off. I very often watch TV with no sound and subtitles on.
I awoke with a start around 2am in the morning to be confronted with some sort of big sheet with holes in it and men had got their privates shoved through it, plus some boiled twit was going round measuring them.
It might not have hit me so hard if I had not got my specs on.
I was still trying to gather my wits and at the same time fumbling for the the on/off switch.
Nothing is sacred today.