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Maywalk




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Age: 80


Joined: 03 May 2005
Posts: 4765

Location: Leicestershire
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:35 pm    Post subject: Senior Personal Ads.
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FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights, and still like to play the guitar..
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well






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Penny




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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:52 pm    Post subject:
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I love these, specially no.2. cheers Penny
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Age: 63


Joined: 04 May 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:42 pm    Post subject:
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I like Memories
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