Now this may require a tad more thought ifin y'all are going tuh keep up with mah pondering......
Ah woke up this morning,ah lifted mah arms, turned mah neck, bent mah knees.
Everything made the same noise...... Cccccrrrrraaaacccckkkk!
Ah came to the conclusion I'm not old...... I'm just crispy!
Ah reckon if we put our politicians on a minimum wage, we'd soon see how fast things change!
Ah have finally discovered what is wrong with the brains of our policticians....
On the left side there is nothing right...
On the right side there is nothing left
NOTICES
Mah neighbor who works in a factory was puzzling over a notice he had found in his wage packet, it said, 'Any member of staff who needs a day off to go to a funeral, must warn the foreman on the day of the match!'
Whilst taking a stroll down town ah saw a notice in a Dress shop window, 'Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!'
It would seem that it is the season for notices, my stroll took me past the cemetery wherein the following notice had been posted, 'Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves'
I'm retired now but ah called into my old office to say "Howdy" and yep, there was another notice. 'After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board' Now that would be a sight worth watching!